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- Onks sul hei dna:n liittymä?

- Ei oo.

- Aa okei. Ku et sattuis muistaa dna:n asiakaspalvelunumeroo?

- Siis joo muistan. Voin kertoo soneran, elisan ja telefinlandinki jos haluut. Mä nielin eilen keltaset sivut.

Jotai tyhmii lakeja :DD

1.Ugly people may not walk down the street. (San Francisco)

2. It is illegal to wipe your car with used underwear. (San Francisco)

3. It is illegal to have two bathtubs in the same house. (Prunedale)

4. Elephants may not walk down Market Street unless they are on a leash. (San Francisco)

5. Men may not beat their wives with straps wider than 2 inches unless the wife gives her permission. (Los Angeles)

6. You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you own at least two cows. (Blythe)

7. No wehicle may go faster than 60 miles per hour without a driver.

8. Women may not drive in a house coat.

9. You may not shoot at any kind of animal from a moving car, unless the animal is a whale.

10. It is illegal to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.

11. You may not put anytihng in your garage except a car.

12. You may not bathe two babies in a same tub at the same time.

13. It is illegal to drive more than 2000 sheep down Hollywood Boulevard at one time.


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J: My shoulders are all red.

S: Oh no. You got sunburned.

J: That's great!

S: And why is it great to get sunburned?

J: Well, the main thing is that I'm not white anymore!

S: You should be careful. Next time you can have my umbrella.

E: Yeah, and maybe you can lose it.

S: EMILY! I have had that umbrella for 25 years!

E: Exactly.

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E: A wedgie!

S: Emily! What are you teaching to her?!

E: MOM! They don't have a word for "underwear in your butt" in Finland!!'

J: Yeah, we just describe it.

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T: So, where are you from?

J: I'm from Finland.

T: Ooh, isn't that like in the north pole?

J: Well umm, pretty close yeah. :D

T: Do you have polarbears there?

J: Yeah, I have like three in my backyard.

T: REALLY?

J: No.

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J: Okay. This elevator is gonna go up and down really fast.

C: Oh my god! I'm really scared of free falls!!

J: HOLD ON TO SOMETHING! ONE, TWO, THREE ARRRRRRRHHHHHHG!

C: JESSS! THAT WAS NOT FUNNY!

J: Yes it was.

C: NO IT WASN'T!

J: It was a little funny. You should have seen you face.

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E: Okay, just turn off the light!

J: How?

E: Push the thing on the right.

J: Your right or mine?

E: WE HAVE THE SAME RIGHT!

J: Can't I just take that thing off the wall, this is way too complicated for me.

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G: I have seen headless chickens running.

J: Eww. That's gross.

G: Oh. And once there was a man who killed his whole family and put them into a freezer.

J: SEE! That's why I have never been in Norway. You have murderers and headless chickens running around!

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J: LOOK IT'S THE HOLLYWOOD SIGN !!!

Bus: WHERE?!

J: Haha, just kidding.

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L: Jess won't get any tickets cause she didn't laugh at my jokes.

J: I was the only one who laughed at your jokes so I should get two.

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L: My friends keep telling me that this 10 cm of my hair is dead and I'm just like "ooh, interesting."

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M: I felt really dirty this morning.

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G: Why did you slap me?

J: I'm sorry, but that's what we do in Finland. It means hi!

G: I'm searious!

J: Well, you are just so.. slappable.

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YOU JUST GOT BOOBED!

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E: What! You don't know that song?!? It's from Barney the purple dinosaur.

J: We don't have "Barney the purple dinosaur!"

S: Ooh, smart people.

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FBI Agent, to Samantha: Ma'am, can you undo your cuffs so we can use ours?

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Miranda: They're starting to die on us.
Charlotte: Oh my god.
Samantha: Well at least you weren't stood up.
Miranda: 35 and they're dying. We should just give up now.
Carrie: Well, on the bright side, this could explain why they don't call back.
Samantha: Hmm.
Charlotte: How did he... ?
Miranda: Heart attack.
Samantha: Oh.
Miranda: At the gym.
Carrie: See, this is why I don't work out.

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Trey: You're learning Chinese?
Charlotte: Well, just in case, I want to be able to speak to the baby.

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Miranda: Who is this Amalita Amalfi character anyway? I'm concerned that you've been drafted into a ring of high-class hookers.
Carrie: She isn't a hooker. She's... she's like an international party girl.
Miranda: She's a hooker with a passport.

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Charlotte: In some cultures, heavy women with mustaches are considered beautiful.
Samantha: And you're looking at me while you're saying that?

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Carrie's answering machine message: Hi. I'm not here but my shoes are, so leave them a message.

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13.10.2005 hassuu et tost on jo vuos. (:

made: No missä sun kummis asuu?

jassu: No tiiätkö pähkinärinteen?

made: mm joo.

jassu: No ei lähelläkään sitä.

:DD <3

tultiin isosleiriltä ja oli kivaa :D oon ihan väsyny koska en oo nukkunu paljookaa. :D tuol oli kaikkii kivoi ihmisii ja leikkei ja tidii senmost.

puhuttiin juhannuslapsista jaa marjoista ;D sit joo pizza sketsi. EI OLEE !

- VOI HELVETTI !

- no mitä?

- mul on ollu toi rauta koko päivän päällä.

- voi ei ! kelaa jos ois syttyny tulipalo.

- NO HEI KELAA JOS TÄÄ EI ENÄÄ TOIMI.

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- kelaa niit jotka on tehty juhannuksena.

- miten nii ?

- no kaikki juhannuslapsethan on tottakai vahinkoja ku ollaan niin kännis aina.

- nonii ! ;D ketkähöhän meijän kaverit on juhannuslapsii? hmm. heinä, elo, syys, loka, marras, joulu, tammi, helmi, MAALIS. ! :D VOI HELVETTI. MÄ OON JUHANNUSLAPSI !!

oke joo. :D mul soi päässä iinan nauru. :D <33

Arakhibutyrofobia --- pelko siitä, että pähkinävoi tarttuu kitalakeen

-TUU TÄNNE NYT TAI KÄY NIINKU KÄLVIJÄLLE.
-joojoo. miten kävi kälvijälle ?
-no kälvijä ei tullu.
-oke

- sisko?
- no mitääääääääääää-
- mikä sua vaivaa ?
- no mikä SUA vaivaa.
- miks oot noin huonolla tuulella ?
- sä oot huonolla tuulella
- onks sulla menkat ?
- sulla on menkat.
- HAHHA SULLA ON MENKAT.
- SÄ OOT MENKAT

OON VÄSYNY ELI MEEN NUKKUU.